37 Famously Stupid Celebrity Quotes

    Paris Hilton says that's hot

  • 37“I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off.’ Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.” — Paris Hilton
  • 36“What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?” — Paris Hilton
  • 35“The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone.” — Michael Jackson
  • 34“If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final.” — Cyndi Lauper
  • 33“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost an important part of your life.” — Brooke Shields
  • 32“[I hope] my child will be a good Catholic like me.” — Madonna
  • 31“It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.” — Axl Rose
  • The Rolling Stones 2007 European Tour

  • 30“I’d rather be dead than singing Satisfaction when I’m forty-five.” — Mick Jagger
  • 29“It’s not that I dislike many people. It’s just that I don’t like many people.” — Bryant Gumbel

  • 28“I look at [modeling] as something I’m doing for black people in general.” — model Naomi Campbell
  • 27“When I’m really hot, I can walk into a room and if a man doesn’t look at me, he’s probably gay.” — Kathleen Turner
  • 26“When you say I committed adultery, are you stating before the marriage of 1996 or prior to?” — Dallas Cowboys cornerback Deion Sanders
  • 25“We are going to turn this team around 360 degrees.” — NBA player Jason Kidd
  • 24“Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.” — Charles Barkley
  • Donald and Melania Trump

  • 23“If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it’s Big Business.” — Donald Trump
  • 22“You know, it really doesn’t matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” — Donald Trump
  • 21“He speaks English, Spanish, and he’s bilingual too.” — Don King
  • 20“From the waist down, Earl Campbell has the biggest legs I’ve ever seen on a running back.” — John Madden
  • 19“Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.” — Yogi Berra
  • 18“The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” — Joe Theismann
  • 17“I don’t think anybody should write his autobiography until after he’s dead.” — Samuel Goldwyn
  • 16“I never get bored, because there’s always different puzzles, I’m wearing different clothes, there’s different contestants, there’s different prizes.” — Vanna White
  • 15“I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our fifty-two states.” — Racquel Welch
  • Britney Spears on Jeopardy

  • 14“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.” — Britney Spears
  • 13“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” — Britney Spears
  • 12“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” — Christina Aguilera
  • 11“I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.” — Alicia Silverstone
  • 10“I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.” — David Hasselhoff
  • 9“I cried over beauty, I cried over pain, and the other time I cried because I felt nothing. I can’t help it. I’m just a cliché of myself.” — Keanu Reeves
  • 8“I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.” — Jessica Simpson
  • Jessica Simpson buffalo wings

  • 7“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says chicken of the sea.” — Jessica Simpson
  • 6“I’m sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right now. She’s looking like a rock scientist.” — Tara Reid
  • 5“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • 4“I love California. I grew up in Phoenix.” — Dan Quayle
  • 3“You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.” — George W. Bush
  • George W. Bush

  • 2“Too many OB/GYN’s aren’t able to practice their love with women all across the country.” — George W. Bush
  • 1“Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?” — George W. Bush

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